California Super Volcano Kills Zillions - Trump Cuts Federal Aid

A massive earthquake and volcano eruption has has killed zillions and sent half of Northern California into the Pacific ocean.

In a dire warning to cut off federal disaster aid if California cannot manage its forests correctly, President Trump in the wake of new catastrophic volcano eruptions and massive earthquakes  Tweeted  this new proclamation to California... 

You better get your Volcano's and Earthquakes together California, Mismanagement, get act together,  Totally preventable, NO FEDERAL AID

Critics are stunned ...

Cal Fire President Responds:

"Seems Like The Only Fire You Have Ever Fought Is The One In Your Pants President Trump"

Freshie Kardashian uses "Hollywood Celebrity Flying Escape Saucer" to flee Malibu Woolsey Fire

Hollywood celebrity flying escape saucer

In what is sure to set Hollywood tongues a wagging, internationally famous rumor and gossip blogger Freshie Kardashian had to abandon her luxurious posh Malibu home in her top of the line Hollywood  celebrity flying escape saucer !


Fortunately step mommy daddy Caitlyn Jenner found herself safe as well although Freshie Kardashian refused her repeated pleas to evacuate Caitlyn in her Hollywood celebrity flying escape  saucer even though her house looks like its from Mars and has ampler Hollywood celebrity flying saucer parking.

A flabbergasted Freshie, angered by rumors and speculation, indignantly said her Hollywood flying escape saucer is only big enough for her and reluctantly admitted Kayne had taken the other Hollywood celebrity flying escape saucer and flew to Washington to be part of Trumps preposterous "Space Force."

Hollywood flying escape saucer pilot and cause célèbre Freshie Kardashian

Caitlyn Jenner's "Martian outpost"

President Trump's Pick for new "Nationalist Space Force Commander"

 Danger Will Robinson Danger !

Shasta County Sheriff's Deputies BEAT High School Students. TYRANT ALERT

"Gattica is part of an ongoing investigation into the incident by the Shasta County Sheriff's Office. As well as a public controversy over the way deputies handled the arrests."

Its no wonder Shasta County Sheriff Tom Bosenko has yet come out to publicly address the horrible acts of brutality committed by his law enforcement deputies. What seems even more disturbing is watching the supervisor on scene DIRECTLY tell the raging bull clearly out of control to "stop stop stop" and "no no no" yet his subordinate seemed blinded and struck deaf by rage as he continues his violent beating rampage UNCHECKED. Witness statements have officers huddle the Cottonwood party goers into one room spraying them repeatedly with Mace like its Glade Air Freshener and telling them to put away cell phone cameras," or else." It should be noted that most of those attending party were high school students, teens, minor children.

Freshie Kardashian suggests Sheriff Bosenko take the more respected high road and PUBLICLY CONDEMN the brutal acts and insubordination of his officer CAUGHT ON TAPE  and his FAILURE  to follow the chain of command.

In an ever increasing world of police brutality perhaps its time for Shasta County Sheriff's Deputies to wear body cameras as they seem to have an aversion to being filmed.