Sunday, November 11, 2018

Freshie Kardashian uses "Hollywood Celebrity Flying Escape Saucer" to flee Malibu Woolsey Fire

Hollywood celebrity flying escape saucer


In what is sure to set Hollywood tongues a wagging, internationally famous rumor and gossip blogger Freshie Kardashian had to abandon her luxurious posh Malibu home in her top of the line Hollywood  celebrity flying escape saucer !


Fortunately step mommy daddy Caitlyn Jenner found herself safe as well although Freshie Kardashian refused her repeated pleas to evacuate Caitlyn in her Hollywood celebrity flying escape  saucer even though her house looks like its from Mars and has ampler Hollywood celebrity flying saucer parking.





A flabbergasted Freshie, angered by rumors and speculation, indignantly said her Hollywood flying escape saucer is only big enough for her and reluctantly admitted Kayne had taken the other Hollywood celebrity flying escape saucer and flew to Washington to be part of Trumps preposterous "Space Force."



Hollywood flying escape saucer pilot and cause célèbre Freshie Kardashian


Caitlyn Jenner's "Martian outpost"


President Trump's Pick for new "Nationalist Space Force Commander"


 Danger Will Robinson Danger !

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