Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Vote Treun Sealgair for Shasta High School Board

UPDATE ! - This EXCITING News Just In ...

"Occupy Redding Twitter Supports & Endorses Treun Sealgair 4 Shasta High School Board !"

 "His reputation is expanding faster than the universe," "He once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels. He lives vicariously through himself.

We're told that he's the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test, that his blood smells like cologne and that his personality is so magnetic, he's unable to carry credit cards.

Who is this exciting new candidate running for Shasta High School Board with a much needed return to discipline and learning ? With a focus on career and vocational jobs we can see that this Treun Sealgair is a much needed breath of fresh air here in Redding and Shasta County California !

We believe Treun Sealgair to be quite possibly the "Most Interesting Man in the World." Suave, sophisticated,  a man's man, an amalgamation of Hemingway, 007 and Salvador Dali, with a touch of Randy Travis.

We here at Freshie Kardashian unequivocally throw our support and endorse Treun Sealgair for Shasta High School Board !

Treun Sealgair - Our "Brave Hunter"


Vote 4 Treun Sealgair

Saturday, August 18, 2012

The Golden Pipes of Redding's Own Muscle Russell

Russell Hunt

Funny, seriously profound, certain to penetrate the foundations of modern philosophy,
We predict three Grammies and Album of the Year CMA - Freshie Kardashian

The Country, nay the World needs to see and hear the local legend of Whiskeytown Records own Muscle Russell's entire fabulous golden discography collection including local favorites like "Cute Don't Pay the Rent", the soulfully patriotic "My American Flag Is Made in China" and Veterans favorite everywhere "Bring Back the Boys"

Artist Background

Freshie personally has fond memories of Russell Hunt running across Foothill Park with Shasta High School's assistant principal David "Spanky" Spainhower running behind him hot on his trail.The mind reels with the thought of what level of dastardly high school prank severity would  elicit such a sustained foot pursuit all the way from Shasta High School.

Russell was also in those days master of throwing many high school "all dude review" keg parties in various greenbelt locations around Redding.

If this does not thoroughly qualify Mr Hunt a seat on the Redding City Council I dare say what does ?

"We voted him "Country Music Artist of the Year" at the Trailer Park" - Shingletown Sam

The verdict is in here at Freshie Kardashian on Muscle Russell ....LOVE HIM !...Que Heaven Has a Helluva Jukebox !


"Fun, Patriotic, Erotic, a true Urban Cowboy of our Time"
- JoeBob, Redding Tea Party

"A must when me and Trixie are getting our afternoon grove on" - Ken Furry, City Council

"After one listen im demanding Dillards everywhere carry this !" - Redding_Is_Muscle Russell's_Life


Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Redding Royality - Her Majesty Megan Rapinoe

It is true, Redding California has its own majestic royality on par with Lady Diana, Princess of Wales. We are not worthy enough by any means to live or breath in the same epoc as this stellar and stunning global superstar, so stellar in fact her hair even has its own twitter account.Who you ask, none other than Redding's rapturous Megan Rapinoe!

In anticipation of a royal decree coming down from the Monarchy at the Redding City Council, we here at Freshie Kardashian offer these tips on "How to formally address the Royalty and Aristocracy of Megan Rapinoe should you be so blessed to come into contact with here here in Redding."
Acknowledge Rapinoe royalty with a bow from the neck (not the waist) if you're a man and a small curtsy (placing your right foot behind your left heel and bending your knees slightly) if you're a woman.

Do not begin a conversation with Lady Rapinoe. Instead, wait until she starts speaking to you. Also do NOT look her in the eyes until she starts speaking to you as well. Due to her stunning meteroric rise to fame full prostration before her excellency is recommended.