UPDATE ! - This EXCITING News Just In ...
"Occupy Redding Twitter Supports & Endorses Treun Sealgair 4 Shasta High School Board !"
"His reputation is expanding faster than the universe," "He once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels. He lives vicariously through himself.
We're told that he's the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test, that his blood smells like cologne and that his personality is so magnetic, he's unable to carry credit cards.
Who is this exciting new candidate running for Shasta High School Board with a much needed return to discipline and learning ? With a focus on career and vocational jobs we can see that this Treun Sealgair is a much needed breath of fresh air here in Redding and Shasta County California !
We believe Treun Sealgair to be quite possibly the "Most Interesting Man in the World." Suave, sophisticated, a man's man, an amalgamation of Hemingway, 007 and Salvador Dali, with a touch of Randy Travis.
We here at Freshie Kardashian unequivocally throw our support and endorse Treun Sealgair for Shasta High School Board !
Treun Sealgair - Our "Brave Hunter"